Capricorn Mohair Socks

Quite why socks have a zodiac sign is beyond me, but if you’re birthday is between 22nd December and 19th January, then these are the socks for you. Manufactured from the hair of the Mo, these socks are the last word in warmth and comfort.

In fact, Capricorn Mohair Socks come from Northumberland where they know a thing or two about keeping warm, and make them from yarn spun from the fleece of Angora goats. Expect to pay at least £8 and up to twice that for a pair, but they are more than worth it if you want warm, comfortable and – above all – very thick socks that come off your feet not smelling of feet.

These are very much luxury socks for the kind of person who like to spend a lot of money on extremely luxurious footwear. A similar effect can be obtained by purchasing a sock subscription from, and wear them all at once.

Celebrity Wearer: Jesus. As the number one Capricorn, these are the only socks the Messiah would ever need